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 AL GORE Virus Causes your computer to just keep counting


CLINTON Virus Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory


BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus. Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy


LEWINSKY virus. Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did


RONALD REAGAN virus Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored


JESSE JACKSON virus Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background


MIKE TYSON virus Quits after two bytes


OPRAH WINFREY virus Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb


JACK KEVORKIAN virus Deletes all old files


PROZAC virus Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care


JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus Only attacks minor files


ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back


LORENA BOBBITT virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows


I would love to credit the author of these humorous interpretations, however, I received this funny write up via e-mail and do not know where  it came from.  
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