AL GORE Virus Causes your computer to just keep counting

CLINTON Virus Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory

BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus. Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

LEWINSKY virus. Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did

RONALD REAGAN virus Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

JESSE JACKSON virus Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background

MIKE TYSON virus Quits after two bytes

OPRAH WINFREY virus Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb

JACK KEVORKIAN virus Deletes all old files

PROZAC virus Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus Only attacks minor files

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

LORENA BOBBITT virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

I would love to credit the author of these humorous interpretations, however, I received this funny write up via e-mail and do not know where  it came from.  
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